Pet peeves

Today is gray and rainy, so today let's talk about pet peeves. Want to vent?

Here's my list of pet peeves:
1. Split ends.
2. Not being able to find a stamp.
3. People who pronounce only certain words in an accent. Like my friend pronouncing the college "Notre Dame" in a French accent, or people ordering Italian food in a thick Italian accent. ("I'll have the spaghetti bolognese!")
4. Unnecessary quotation marks.
5. The sound of eating bananas.

What about you? Tell me yours!